Tesla Protestor Assaults Man In DOGE Shirt, Immediately Regrets It (Jiu-Jitsu Brown Belt!)
You’re gonna love this one….
It seems as though a Tesla protestor forgot he wasn’t sitting behind his keyboard in his mother’s basement.
No, instead he was out in the real world and he apparently got triggered by a man wearing a DOGE shirt.
So what does the Far Left always do when they get triggered?
They turn violent, of course.
And that’s what video shows this man did, flipping the DOGE man’s hat off his head, and hitting him a few times in the process.
The only problem?
DOGE man is professional comedian and YouTuber Danny Mullen. But that’s not all. He’s also a trained Brown Belt in jiu-jitsu and he knows how to use it!
OOPS!
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My friends over at The Gateway Pundit had a great write up:
The bearded man walks toward him, and the two begin grappling. Then, Mullen grabs the thug around the neck and delivers a clean, painful takedown.
“The hit, the ‘little b**ch, the grin, the grabbing me; it made me think he wants combat, and I better get him to the ground so I don’t get hit again,” Mullen says while explaining his perfectly defensible action. “Jiu-jitsu is based on the idea that if your opponent is standing, he can put his full body into his strike and generate enough force to knock you out.”
“But once you get him to the ground, it’s over,” he continues. “I’m a brown belt, so it’s possible one day I find myself on the ground with a black belt and get out grappled. But as a rule, people who know how to fight don’t start fights.
The Tesla protester clearly had no clue and responded to the takedown by biting Mullen. However, the experienced jit-jitsu practitioner utilized a triangle choke, a highly effective submission where the attacker uses their legs to encircle their opponent’s neck and one arm. This creates a figure-four shape and constricts blood flow to the opponent’s brain.
Tesla protesters tell Mullen to “get the f**k off” their comrade while the comedian replies “he hit me.” The bearded man lies and says, “I hit your hat, dude.”
“If you want to, you can extinguish someone’s life with a triangle,” Mullen says in his commentary. “But for a situation like this, you put the guy on timeout.”
“He’s got to put him (the bearded man) to sleep,” an anti-Tesla protester is heard saying. Others try to desperately free their helpless fellow agitator from Mullen’s grasp to no avail.
Mullen then lets the man go, saying, “I’m not going to hurt him.” He explained in his commentary that his goal was catch and release from the beginning.
This is the moment the protestor realizes he’s made a huge mistake — completely subdued and immobilized in a triangle hold:
You can watch the full incident here: