BUSTED: Video Leak Exposes Blue Origin “Space” Women
This story really ruins the whole “women in space!” agenda.
Here’s what they’re telling us:
Six women, including Katy Perry, Gayle King, and Jeff Bezos’s fiancée took a joyride to the “edge of space”.
They were launched from a private Texas ranch.
The Blue Origin rocket went up, floated around for three minutes, then brought them back down to Earth.
The point of this? I suppose it’s to stir up goodwill towards women DEI hires? That’s my guess.
BUT…. what’s the real scoop?
Well, in order to get out of the “space pod”, these women need to have someone from the outside crank it open.
But…someone didn’t get the memo and opened it from the inside!
“Oops!”, quickly closing it again so Jeff Bezos could flex his muscles and let them out.
Bezos to the rescue!
What a joke.
This shows you how dumb they think we are.
Take a look:
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The Guardian reports the fairytale:
Six women – including the pop star Katy Perry and morning TV host Gayle King – safely completed a trip to the edge of outer space and back from a private Texas ranch on Monday morning on a rocket belonging to Jeff Bezos, the Amazon co-founder and commercial space flight entrepreneur.
The women, who also included Bezos’s fiancee, Lauren Sánchez, made the trip to the Kármán line – the internationally recognized boundary of space – to float about, weightlessly, in the rocket’s capsule for three minutes before returning to Earth.
“Yeah baby, go for launch,” a mission controller could be heard saying shortly before the single-engine New Shepard rocket blasted off on time, at 8.30am local time (9.30am ET and 13.30am GMT).
King’s longtime friend, the TV talkshow host Oprah Winfrey, was on hand in Texas for the launch. Winfrey remarked that, for King, “this is bigger than just going to space” and “more than just overcoming fear”.
“Life is about continuing into grow into the fullest expression of yourself,” Winfrey said.
The talkshow queen could later be seen rubbing her eyes as the rocket reached its maximum ascent velocity of 2,300mph – or Mach 3. A commentator remarked that the vehicle was rising into the atmosphere ahead of “a stream of steam”.
As the rocket reached its highest point, about 62 miles (100km) above the Earth, a passenger could be heard to exclaim: “Oh my goddess.” Another could be heard saying: “I love you, Jeff Bezos.”
On the way back down to Earth, more screaming could be heard. The capsule, detached from its booster, made a soft landing on the Texas plains, two miles from the launchpad.
Oh man, that’s a funny tale.
The pod racing scene on The Phantom Menace was more real than this ‘pod’ in space story.
The door-opening-from-the-inside makes this whole news report hit a little differently now.